Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Trent Green Still Not A Dolphin ... And Tom Brady Is A Douche

Hope everyone had a happy and safe Memorial Day weekend.


Tuesday Dolphins Bullets:

- Trent Green told 790 the Ticket that he is 90% sure he'll be a Dolphin. He also says that his age and concussion should not be an issue as he's been cleared to play by four different neurosurgeons and neuropcychologists. Green also mentioned that Brett Favre is the same age and has more wear and tear than Green. Green did not mention that Favre is a far superior quarterback with a better arm and a tougher disposition (even if it is with the aid of illegally obtained pain killers).

- Ted Ginn Jr. will be reporting for duty June 7th, one day before the start of the next minicamp. The Dolphins say that Ginn is making progress on his foot injury (is it me, or is that injury taking a long-ass time to heal?). Progress is good.

- Chris Chambers is moving from the Z slot to the X. This means he'll have better chances of lining up against guys one-on-one and exploit mis-matches. No word on whether the change has improved his butterfingeritis.

- In case you forgot or needed a reminder: Tom Brady is an asswipe. I prefer douchebag. But asswipe will do.

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Comments:
Let me tell you something: Ted Ginn Jr. is a Miami Dolphin, ok?
 
That's right! The entire Ginn family is now a Miami Dolphin!
 
"The Dolphins say that Ginn is making progress on his foot injury (is it me, or is that injury taking a long-ass time to heal?). "...lmao,my sentiments exactly but i'm glad he's healing as a Fin!!

How the hell is everyone, it's been like ten milleniums since my last post...

LP
 
I want to marry Lady Phin. There. I said it.

I don't even care what you look like.
 
Awww...roro, you make me feel like such a fucking lady!!!lol Let me just say this, if you saw me, you wouldn't be dissapointed...

not being arrogant,just truthful!!! (j/k) really, thanks that was sweet... :)

LP
 
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