the Miami Sports Dude

... That's how long it took Sheed and his creepy bald spot to get tossed. 23 minutes into the season. What the refs fail to understand -- NAY, REFUSE, to understand -- is that Sheed has never, ever, EVER committed a foul in his entire basketball playing career. Stupid refs.

When asked about it after the game, Sheed had no comment. The bald spot, however, had a few words for the media: "Upset? Shit yea I'm upset! Can't you tell, bitch?! I'm Rasheed's bald spot! And I ain't never do no wrong!!!"

Anyway, from the MSD, congrats Rasheed. You're well on your way.

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